[[A figure stands in a desert, looking at a rock in front of it.]]
Rock: Greetings, stranger. Whatever quest drives you, abandon it. You shall find no answers in these desolate wastes.
Figure: I knew I wouldn't. I guess I... just had to see.

I hate feeling desperate enough to visit the second page of Google results.

{{Title text: Let me just scroll down and check behind that rock. Annnnd ... nope, page copyright year starts with '19'. Oh God, is this a WEBRING?}}