[[A man is pulling a woman by the legs.  She is holding onto the ground.]]
Man: We're getting some culture in you if it 
kills
 you.
Woman: Don't wanna.

[[The man is pushing the woman through a door.]]
Man: All you listen to is techno.
Woman: But... the 
symphony?


[[The couple stand in line between other people.]]
Woman: I think we're the only people here under 60.
Man: Shhh.

Woman: The right side is definitely better.
Man: Better? 
Woman: They've all got bigger instruments. I bet they make more money.
Man: <<Sigh>>

{{Title text: It can't be very MUCH money ... they apparently can't even afford a sampler.  I mean, with a little remixing, some of this could be kinda good!}}