Narration: Signs your coders don't have enough work to do:
[[A man sitting at his workstation; a female co-worker behind him]]
Man: I'm almost up to my old typing speed in dvorak
[[Two men standing by a server rack]]
Man #1: Our servers now support gopher.
Man #1: Just in case.
[[A woman standing near her workstation speaking to a male co-worker]]
Woman: Our pages are now HTML, XHTML-STRICT, and haiku-compliant
Man: Haiku?
Woman: <div class="main">
Woman: <span id="marquee">
Woman: Blog!<
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[[A woman sitting at her workstation]]
Woman: Hey!  Have you guys seen this webcomic?
{{title text: It's even harder if you're an asshole who pronounces <> brackets.}}