[[A drowsy man walks over to another man on a computer]]
Man 1: *Yawn* Good morning from Taipei.
Man 2: You're drifting west. You were in Honolulu just yesterday.
Narrator: Our sleep schedules are so messed up that's it's easiest to just refer where are internal clocks seem to be.
{{title text: As my standard, I use going to sleep at midnight and waking up at 8 AM.}}