[[A man is standing in the middle of the produce aisle in a supermarket, holding a tube of K-Y Jelly in one hand, the other on his chin.  The signs read "Bananas" "Apples" "Oranges" and "Zucchini" from left to right.]] 
MY HOBBY:  Standing in the supermarket's produce section holding a tube of K-Y Jelly, looking contemplative.
{{Title Text: Fun Game: find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier. Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger.}}