[[A character with a jaunty hat holds forth to character paying rather more attention to a nearby insect.]]
First character: Well, technically, food is a "drug", since it's a substance that alters how your body works, so yes, I'm-
Second character: Hey, look at that weird bug!

Caption: My life improved when I realized I could just ignore any sentence that started with "Technically".

{{Title text: "Technically that sentence started with 'well', so--" "Ooh, a rock with a fossil in it!"}}