[[A figure sits at a laptop.]] Laptop: It's day five of the trade summit, and still no... <> <> <> Figure: Dammit I get most of my news from autoplaying videos in browser tabs I can't find. {{Title text: If you find and stop the video, but you've--against all odds--gotten curious about the trade summit, just leave the tab opened. It will mysteriously start playing again 30 minutes later!}}