[[A man and a woman stand facing each other, talking. The man has a dog on a leash.]]
Man: But dogs can observe the world, which means that according to quantum mechanics they 
must
 have souls.
Protip: You can safely ignore any sentence that includes the phrase "According to quantum mechanics"

{{Title text: You can also just ignore any science assertion where 'quantum mechanics' is the most complicated phrase in it.}}