[[Two guys stand next to each other talking]]
A: I just feel like somewhere out there is the girl for me.
B: Yeah.
A: Someone loving and caring.
B: I know what you mean.
A: A girl whose only mode of transportation is the M.C. Hammer Slide.
B: Yeah.
B: ...Wait, what?
[[A girl hammer slides past]]
[[A sees girl hammer slide and it's love at first sight]]
[[Girl hammer slides over into A's waiting arms]]
{{alt text: Once, long ago, I saw this girl go by. I didn't stop and talk to her, and I've regretted it ever since.}}