[[Changelog for version 10.17 of a piece of software.  One change listed: "The CPU no longer overheats when you hold down the spacebar"

Comments:
LongtimeUser4 writes:
This update broke my workflow! My control key is hard to reach, so I hold spacebar instead, and I configured Emacs to interpret a rapid temperature rise as "control"e

Admin writes:
That's horrifying.

LongtimeUser4 writes:
Look, my setup works for me.  Just add an option to reenable spacebar heating.]]



{{Title text: There are probably children out there holding down spacebar to stay warm in the winter! YOUR UPDATE MURDERS CHILDREN.}}