{{Author's Comment: This one is entirely James' fault.}}
[[Two guys are standing and talking.]]
Right Guy: Here, take a bite of this Snapple.
Left Guy: food!
[[Guy on the right takes a bite]]
Right Guy: Ow! What is this? 
<<CLINK>>
Left Guy: It's an apple infused with tin.
[[The two guys continue to stand as if frozen]]
 
{{Author's Comment: Those of you who know your periodic table should be laughing right about now.}} 
{{Title Text: Sn= tin}}