[[A television set with The Count from 'Sesame Street'.]]

The Count: One! Ah ah ah... Two! Ah ah ah... ...Many! ah ah ah...

Caption: Primitive cultures develop Sesame Street.

{{Title text: Cue letters from anthropology majors complaining that this view of numerolinguistic development perpetuates a widespread myth. They get to write letters like that because when you're not getting a real science degree you have a lot of free time.}}