{{Headline: Scary Thought #137: The NES came out over two decades ago. Those kids are all grown-ups now.}}
[[Two surgeons are in an operating room, leaning over a patient]]
First Surgeon: He's going into cardiac arrest. Stand by for defibrillation.
Second Surgeon: Wait. First let's try taking out the heart, blowing into the ventricles, and putting it back in.
{{title text: Scary thought #138: Raptors coming down the waterslide behind me.}}