[[A man stands at a desk with a beaker in one hand and a turkey baster in the other. A woman lies in a bed in the same room.]]

Man: Okay, this time I've diluted the semen 30x.
Woman: We'll be 
sure
 to get pregnant now!

{{Title text: Dear editors of Homeopathy Monthly: I have two small corrections for your July issue.  One, it's spelled "echinacea", and two, homeopathic medicines are no better than placebos and your entire magazine is a sham.}}