[[A man with a beret and a woman are standing on a boardwalk, leaning on a handrail.]]
Man: A woodpecker!
<<Pop pop pop>>
Woman: Yup.

[[The woodpecker is banging its head against a tree.]]
Woman: He hatched about this time last year.
<<Pop pop pop pop>>

[[The woman walks away.  The man is still standing at the handrail.]]

Man: ... woodpecker?
Man: It's your birthday!

Man: Did you know?

Man: Did... did nobody tell you?

[[The man stands, looking.]]

[[The man walks away.]]

[[There is a tree.]]

[[The man approaches the tree with a present in a box, tied up with ribbon.]]

[[The man sets the present down at the base of the tree and looks up.]]

[[The man walks away.]]

[[The present is sitting at the bottom of the tree.]]

[[The woodpecker looks down at the present.]]

[[The woodpecker sits on the present.]]

[[The woodpecker pulls on the ribbon tying the present closed.]]

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[[The woodpecker is flying, with an electric drill dangling from its feet, held by the cord.]]

{{Title text: If you don't have an extension cord I can get that too.  Because we're friends!  Right?}}