Of the potential responses to my brakes' failure, I did not choose the best.
[[A car, in silhouette, is sailing off the edge of a cliff. The voice comes from a phone inside the car.]]
Voice: Hello, you're on Car talk.
{{Title text: It was the funniest 6.5 seconds of my life, although as usual like 80% of it was just Tom and Ray's gasping, hacking laughter.}}