[[A sign sits by a well]] Sign: The Uncomfortable Truths Well
[[A guy and a girl are lined up for the well; the guy throws a coin in]] Well: For a universe that's supposed to be half Chinese, Firefly sure doesn't have any Asians.
[[The guy is gone, a couple arrives behind the girl from the previous pane; the girl throws a coin in]] Well: There's no solid evidence DVORAK's better than QWERTY. The standard histories are urban legends.
[[Just the couple remain; the boyfriend throws another coin in]] Well: You've never said "I love you" and meant it. It was always just words.
[[The girlfriend now throws in a coin]] Well: You meant it every time.
{{title text: I'll concede ergonomics anecdotally, but none of the studies of Dvorak were at all rigorous (the most-cited Navy study was overseen by Dvorak himself), and QWERTY had a lot of fair competition.  And the 'slow typists down' thing is basically a myth.  Also EMACS RULES WOOOOOOO!}}