There are few forces more powerful than geeks desperately trying to get internet in a new apartment.
Character 1: Okay, the pringles cantenna has let us patch into the WiFi network across the road.
Character 2: And they have internet?
Character 1: No, but I think the cable van will hook up their house first.
{{title text: We need a special holiday to honor the countless kind souls with unsecured networks named 'linksys'}}