[[Guy sitting on a chair with his laptop in his lap]]
Laptop: Starting WiFi autoconfig... searching for WiFi... Found no open networks.
Laptop: Found secure net SSID "Lenhart Family"
Laptop: Trying common passwords... Failed.  Checking for WEP Vulnerabilities...
Guy: Um.
Laptop: None found.
[[Guy still sitting with laptop in his lap, but hand is on chin.  Phone on table across room starts vibrating]]
Laptop: Connecting to Bluetooth phone... Calling local school... Found Lenhart children.
[[Guy furiously typing on his laptop]]
Laptop: Notifying field agents.  Children acquired.  Calling Lenhart parents.  Negotiating for WiFi password...
<<CTRL-C  CTRL-C>>
{{Title text: I hear this is an option in the latest Ubuntu release.}}