[[A X
Y plot of fruit, showing tastiness on the vertical axis and difficulty-of-consumption on the horizontal axis.  The Y-axis goes from "tasty" at the top, to "untasty" at the bottom.  The X-axis goes from "easy" on the right to "difficult" on the left.]]
{{The following listing for each fruit assumes that the extremes of each axis are 100%.  Note that this does not agree with the alt text, but whatever.}}
[[Seedless grapes: 75% tasty, 100% easy
Peaches: 100% tasty, 75% easy
Strawberries: 80% tasty, 75% easy
Blueberries: 70% tasty, 90% easy
Pears: 30% tasty, 75% easy
Green apples: 25% tasty, 80% easy
Seeded grapes: 75% tasty, 10% easy
Cherries: 30% tasty, 40% easy
Plums: 10% tasty, 60% easy
Red apples: 5% untasty, 80% easy
Bananas: 10% untasty, 10% easy
Watermelons: 10% tasty, 10% difficult
Tomatoes: 60% untasty, 20% easy
Pineapples: 50% tasty, 100% difficult
Oranges: 40% untasty, 50% difficult
Lemons: 100% untasty, 10% difficult
Pomegranates: 10% untasty, 90% difficult
Grapefruit: 90% untasty, 80% difficult]]
{{Alt text: Coconuts are so far down to the left they couldn't be fit on the chart.  Ever spent half an hour trying to open a coconut with a rock?  Fuck coconuts.}}