[[Figure on phone]]
Voice: Hey, I just got home from the party
Figure: The one with the IRC folks?
Voice: Yeah.
Figure: How was it?
Voice: Got too drunk. I screwed up, bad.
Figure: What happened?
Voice: There was a girl. No idea who she was. Don't even know her name. I was too drunk to care.
Figure: And what, you slept with her?
Voice: No.
Voice: I signed her public key.
Figure: Shit, man.
{{Alt text: Never bring tequila to a key-signing party.}}