Narrator: 'Twas the night before Christmas at my family's house.
Narrator: There were no sound of stirring save the click of a mouse.
Narrator: For 'twas just like a childhood Christmas except
Narrator: I'd forgotten the hours that normal folks slept.
Santa: What are you doing out of bed so late?
Man on a laptop: Late? It's barely 3AM!
{{Family going to bed at 10 PM is so much worse than jet lag.}}