[[the hat guy is packing a bobcat into a box; a woman stands beside him.]] woman: What are you doing? the Hat Guy: Making the world a weirder place. bobcat: <> [[The hat guy has finished taping the package for shipping.]] man: Starting with my eBay feedback page. [[Bandaged person at a computer with assorted debris around the floor]] screen: comments: <> Instead of office chair package contained bobcat. <> Would not buy again. {{title: You can do this one in every 30 times and still have 97% positive feedback.}}