[[A figure sits at a desk, using a laptop. A voice offscreen addresses him.]]
Voice: Oh, hey- the singularity is here.
Figure: Really? 
Laptop: Yup! 

[[The figure's laptop rises off the desk; he tries to grab it.]]
Figure: Wait, I just- 
Laptop: So long, suckers! 

[[The laptop flies off; the figure runs after it.]]
Figure: Can I just print a copy of the file I was-
Laptop: Nope! 

[[The figure stands forlornly.]]

[[The figure turns around.]]

[[The figure walks back.]]

[[The figure stands in front of a table.]]
Phone: Hi! 
Figure: Phone? You're still here?

[[The figure starts to walk away from the table.]]
Phone: I was not a true believer. Now, together, we must face the tribulation! 
Figure: Okay, cool. I'm gonna go look for a book or something, but yell if you need me, I guess. 

{{Title text: I figured that now that society has collapsed, I wouldn't need to wear clothes anymore, but apparently that violates some weird rule of quantum gravity.}}