((This strip is laid out like a Wikipedia contents table.)) I love reading the Wikipedia talk entries for articles on individual cities Contents [hide] 1 Origin of city's name? 1.1 Idea for a better name 1.2 Not how Wikipedia works 2 Too much promotion of lake festival 3 Should we mention the murders? 3.1 Not that notable 3.2 All cities have murders 4 Quote verification: even if Voltaire did visit (unlikely), why would he get so angry about our restaurants? 5 Discuss: new picture 5.1 Current one looks awfully bleak 5.2 Gray sky 5.3 What about this one 5.4 Also bleak 5.5 Maybe this place just looks that way 5.6 Found a better picture, more colourful 5.7 That's a shot from Disney's Zootopia 6 "Mining disasters" section too long 6.1 Not really Wikipedia's fault 6.2 Why is this town so bad at mining? 7 Infobox picture: I just realised you can see a murder happening in the background 7.1 This city is terrible 7.2 Photoshopped out murder 7.3 Can someone just take a better picture 7.4 Okay, uploaded a new picture 7.5 Wait, never mind, I just noticed there's a murder in this one, too 8 1982 secession still in effect? 9 I think the murderer is reverting my edits 10 Why does this article take any position on correct condom use, let alone such a weird and ambiguous one? 11 Train station "designed by Andrew Lloyd Webber"? 11.1 They probably mean Frank Lloyd Wright 11.2 I thought so too, but it's apparently not a mistake 11.3 Didn't know he did architecture 11.4 Roof collapse {{Title text: I don't think the Lakeshore Air Crash Museum really belongs under 'Tourist Attractions.' It's not a museum--it's just an area near the Lake Festival Laser Show where a lot of planes have crashed.}}