[[Two characters in dialogue]]

Questioner: your turn. Can you name all the spice girls?
Answerer: Hmm. Hearing spice, vision spice, smell spice, touch spice, taste spice?
Questioner: That's senses.

Answerer: Denial spice, anger spice, bargaining spice, depression spice, acceptance spice.
Questioner: Stages of grief.

Answerer: War spice, famine spice, plague spice, death spice?
Questioner: You're not even trying.

Answerer: No, wait, I can get this for real. uhh...
Answerer: Pog spice, story spice, sarah spice, gender spice, baleen spice?
Questioner: ...close enough.

{{Title text: The Earth's five major mass extinctions were the Posh Extinction, the Sporty Extinction, the Scary Extinction, the Ginger Extinction, and the Baby Extinction.}}