[[Two hovering robots have an amiable chat]]
UNIT ONE: You know, new research suggests ancient human kings and queens were covered in colorful fabric.

UNIT TWO: Ugh, I like MOVIE humans more. Screaming pink warriors with metal crowns poking through the skin on their heads!
Now they're, what, big pillows?
Science ruins everything.

{{Title text: At this point, if we're going to keep insisting on portraying dinosaurs as featherless because it's "cooler", it's time to apply that same logic to art involving bald eagles.}}