((A chart with two columns: P-value, which are numbers; and Interpretation, which are text labels. There are multiple numbers per label.))
((Each set of number values is described as a scene separated by commas, and their corresponding text label as "text outside of dialogue".))

[[0.001, 0.01, 0.02, 0.03]]
Highly significant

[[0.04, 0.049]]
Significant

[[0.050]]
Oh crap. Redo calculations.

[[0.051, 0.06]]
On the edge of significance

[[0.07, 0.08, 0.09. 0.099]]
Highly suggestive, significant at the P<0.10 level

[[Greater than or equal to 0.1]]
Hey, look at this interesting subgroup analysis

{{Title text: If all else fails, use "signifcant at a p>0.05 level" and hope no one notices.}}