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[[Three characters silently focus on a whiteboard, titled KIX SLOGAN IDEAS They clutch markers while pondering an ending to their slogan.]]
Kid tested, mother...

[[There are several possible sentence endings, all verb phrases. They are all crossed out.]]
selected
perfected
not notified
watching helplessly
infected
consumed
fucker

{{Title text: My parents sent me to several years of intensive Kix test prep.}}