[[A figure flies through the air from a parachute made from spider silk. There are mountains in the distance.]]
Figure: Ooh, that looks like a good spot to land, eat some bugs, and make an egg sac! 
♫ Spider-man, spider-man, does whatever a spider can ♪

{{Title text: Time to dance in front of Mary Jane! If I'm lucky, she'll turn out not to practice pre-copulatory sexual cannibalism!}}