[[A figure sits at a desk with a monitor and a laptop on it. The figure is holding a tablet and a smartphone.]]
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Stare blankly at screen → open news site → start reading → get bored → absently check smaller device → stare blankly at screen

{{Title text: Ugh, today's kids are forgetting the old-fashioned art of absentmindedly reading the same half-page of a book over and over and then letting your attention wander and picking up another book.}}