[[An indescribable being of energy and a person are walking along]]
Being: Explain to me this "steroid scandal"

Person: Well, uh... We humans are made of chemical which stay alive by finding other chemicals and putting them inside us

Person: We hold contests to see which humans are fastest and strongest. But some humans eat chemicals that make them *too* fast and strong.

Person: And they win contests!
Being: That does sound bad.
Person: It's awful!

{{Title text: A human is a system for converting dust billions of years ago into dust billions of years from now via a roundabout process which involves checking email a lot.}}