Activities while sick:
[[Pie chart.  All percentages are estimates.
Shifting around in bed feeling my skin crawl: 55%
Pondering hooking an aquarium pump up to my sinuses: 5%
Thinking about how cool it is that I'm partly made of an army of critters that patrol my body ruthlessly dispatching anything they find trying to prey on me: 10%
Staring at a news site but not reading it: 7%
Wiping various face holes: 23%]]

{{Title text: Wikipeida path: Virus -> Immune system -> Innate immune system -> Parasites -> List of parasites of humans -> Naegleria fowleri -> Primary amoebic meningoencephalitis -> Deciding I DEFINITELY shouldn't connect an aquarium pump to my sinuses}}