[[An unbuxom waitress begins to serve some customers at a table]]
Waitress: ..and on Tuesdays we offer endless wings.
White Beret Guy: Haha, cool.  i have those.

Waitress: You what?

[[White Beret Guy sprouts a pair of wings]]
Waitress: AAAAA!!

[[White Beret Guy's wings start getting longer]]
Everyone: AAAAAAA

[[Wings start to extend into space out from the earth]]
*Really* Everyone: AAAAAAAA

{{Title text: Try our bottomless drinks and fall forever!}}