((The panel appears to be the log from a 'wish bureau'.))

Eyelash Wish Log
   Wish Bureau ID #:
            21118378
         Date range:
        Jan-Apr 2012
[[The 'Wisher' is black hat guy.]]
Wisher

Date    Wish
Jan 09  That wishing on eyelashes worked
Jan 12  A pony
Jan 15  Unlimited wishes
Jan 19  Revocation of rules prohibiting unlimited wishes
Jan 20  A finite but arbitrarily large number of wishes
Jan 28  The power to dictate the rules governing wishes
Feb 05  Unlimited eyelashes
Feb 06  That wish-granting entities be required to interpret wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher
Feb 08  That wish-granting entities be incapable of impatience
Feb 12  Unlimited breadsticks
Feb 12  Veto power over others' wishes
Feb 19  Veto power over others' wishes and all congressional legislation
Feb 23  The power to override any veto
Feb 27  The power to see where any shortened url goes without clicking
Feb 29  The power to control the direction news anchors are looking while they talk
Mar 07  The power to introduce arbitrary error into Nate Silver's predictions
Mar 15  A house of stairs
Mar 23  A universe which is a replica of this one sans rules against meta-wishes
Mar 29  Free transportation to and from that universe
Apr 02  A clear explanation of how wish rules are structured and enforced
Apr 07  The power to banish people into the TV show they're talking about
Apr 08  Zero wishes
Apr 15  Veto power over clocks
Apr 22  A Pokéball that works on strangers' pets

{{Title text: Ooh, another one. Uh ... the ability to alter any coefficients of friction at will during sporting events.}}