[[A man approaches white beret man at a party and they extend arms to shake hands. WBM is holding a metal briefcase. There is a waitress in the background, carrying a tray with a wine glass on it.]]
Man: I'm Connr Clark, CTO at Eusocial Median Ventures.
White Beret: I'm a business professional! Earlier I photocopied a burrito!

[[The man man hands WBM a business card. WBM takes it and hands the man another business card. WBM has put his suitcase on the floor.]]
Man: You should check us out! Here's my card.
White Beret: Here's mine! -- Networking!

[[The man takes a closer look at the card, and WBM holds up his case.]]
Man: ...This just says "This is my business card!" 
White Beret: Do you like it? I have more in my handlebox.

[[WBM puts his case on a table and opens it to reveal it is full of cash. The man looks on in shock.]]
Man: Uh, that's ok, I think I'll--
White Beret: Here, have ten of them!
Man: --holy shit that thing is full of 
cash!


[[The man raises his arms in excitement. WBM turns to face him and chews on something.]]
Man: Where did you 
get
 that?
White Beret: I am a business grown-up who makes business profits!
Man: That's like a quarter of a million dollars!
White Beret: Yay! Business is fun! -- Do you have more of your cards? They're 
delicious!


{{Title text: Our company is agile and lean with a focus on the long tail. Ok, our company is actually a polecat I found in my backyard.}}