[[A man sits at a desk, thinking with his hand on his chin, his other hand holding a pen over a piece of paper. A woman stands behind him, looking over his shoulder, also with her hand on her chin.]] 
((Above the drawing is the list they are writing, in handwriting.))

Names for daughter
1. Ponzi
2. Eeemily
3. Fire Fire
4. Chipotla
5. Astamouthe
6. Eggsperm
7. [sound of record scratch]
8. Parsley
9. Hot'n'Juicy Ann
10. Ovary
11. Friendly
12. Sean (pronounced "seen")
13. Joyst

{{Title text: I've been trying for a couple years now but I haven't been able to come up with a name dumber than 'Renesmee'.}}