Title: My food rule
Will eat: Red meat, pork, poultry, fish, fruit, vegetables, grains.
Won't eat: shrimp, oysters, squid.

Caption: I won't eat something if I have to google to figure out whether or not it has a face.

{{Title text: I won't eat invertebrates, because I can fight a skeleton, but I have no idea what kind of spooky warrior a squid leaves behind.}}