Figure: You know what's actually really good? FOOD and FOOD.
Figures: Huh. I guess I can see it.
Caption: FUN FACT: If you say "YOU KNOW WHAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD?" in the right tone of voice, you can name any two individually-good foods here and no one will challenge you on it.
List of foods: Ice cream, ham, relish, pancakes, ketchup, cheese, eggs, cupcakes, sour cream, hot chocolate, avocado, skittles.

{{Title text: If anyone tries this on you, the best reply is a deadpan "Oh yeah, that's a common potato chip flavor in Canada."}}