The Bed of Procrustes

The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

Second edition
Author	Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Country	United States
Language	English
Genre	aphorisms, philosophy
Publisher	Random House (U.S.)
Publication date	October 26, 2016
Media type	Print (Paperback)
Pages	157 pp (paperback)
ISBN	978-0-8129-8240-4 (U.S.)
Preceded by	The Black Swan
Followed by	Antifragile

The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms is a philosophy book by Nassim Nicholas Taleb written in the aphoristic style. It was first released on November 30, 2010 by Random House.^[1] An updated edition was released on October 26, 2016 that includes fifty percent more material than the 2010 release. ^[2] According to Taleb, the book "contrasts the classical values of courage, elegance, and erudition against the modern diseases of nerdiness, philistinism, and phoniness." The title refers to a sadistic thug from Greek mythology who abducted travelers and forced them to lie in a special bed.^[3]

The book is part of Taleb's four volume philosophical essay on uncertainty, titled the Incerto and covers the following books: Antifragile (2012), The Black Swan (2007–2010), Fooled by Randomness (2001) and The Bed of Procrustes (2010–2016).

Selected Aphorisms

• What fools call “wasting time” is most often the best investment.
• A man without a heroic bent starts dying at the age of thirty.
• The difference between slaves in Roman and Ottoman days and today’s employees is that slaves did not need to flatter their boss.
• You are rich if and only if money you refuse tastes better than money you accept.
• Modernity: we created youth without heroism, age without wisdom, and life without grandeur.
• You can tell how uninteresting a person is by asking him whom he finds interesting.
• Preoccupation with efficacy is the main obstacle to a poetic, elegant, robust and heroic life.
• Those who do not think that employment is systemic slavery are either blind or employed.
• They are born, put in a box; they go home to live in a box; they study by ticking boxes; they go to what is called “work” in a box, where they sit in their cubicle box; they drive to the grocery store in a box to buy food in a box; they talk about thinking “outside the box”; and when they die they are put in a box.

See also

• Procrustes

References

Further reading

• Taleb, Nassim Nicholas (2010–2016), The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms, Random House, ISBN 978-1-4000-6997-2  CS1 maint: Date format (link)

External links

• Book on author's website
• New York Times review
• Random House webpage for the book