((Four figures hold forth with expository monologue.)) Figure holding a camera: I'm doing an art project where I take a picture of myself every hundred years. Figure holding a phone: I'm doing an art project where I take a picture of myself every one twenty-fourth of a second. Figure pointing to their face: I'm doing an art project where you can come to my house and watch my actual face age in real time. Figure holding a burrito to their face: I'm doing an art project where you all do those things while I eat a burrito. {{Title text: It's my most ambitious project yet, judging by the amount of guacamole.}}