[[White Beret Guy is walking off, carrying a briefcase.]] WBG: Gotta go - I'm late for work. Off-screen: Oh, where are you working now? WBG: Antique factory! [[White Beret Guy arrives at his office, where he pulls out his chair from his desk.]] [[He sits at his table and waits.]] [[And waits.]] {{Title text: WARNING: This item was aged by the same inexorable passage of time that also processes nuts.}}