[[A figure sits at his desk, using a computer.]]

[[The figure is still sitting at the desk, but with hands off the keyboard in his lap.]]

[[The figure is in the same position as before, talking with off-panel.]]
Figure: After a couple of unbearable decades, the "first post" thing seems to be dying a quiet death. 
Off-screen: *Shh*. You'll jinx it.

{{Title text: Fortunately, exactly zero other annoying internet behaviors have developed during this time.}}