[[A reporter delivers the news, with a graph behind her indicating the performance of the Dow Jones Industrial Average, behaving strangely.  The news program is labeled "Marketwatch"]]
Reporter:  Wild swings on the markets today as investors noticed the Dow was tracing out a silhouette of the D.C. Skyline, and everyone got too weirded out to break the pattern until they finished the Capitol Building.

{{Title text: Markets have been rocked by a second day of uncertainty after someone set up a giant Ouija board on the NYSE wall controlled collectively by the movement of the stock tickers.}}