[[Person 1 stands in front of a projection of a car, with an audience of 3 people.  One of the people is the Black Hat Man.]]
Person 1: Attention Please.  This is a photo of my car as of two weeks ago.

[[Same person in front of a new projection of the same car engulfed in flames]]
Person 1: And *this* is my car as I found it this morning.  Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?

[[The audience ponders]]

Person 2: The white balance, for one. 
Person 3: Focus is a bit too close.
Black Hat Man: The chromatic abberation suggests you bought your camera because it had "The most megapixels".

Person 1: THE CAR IS ON FIRE!
comment from audience: Maybe you should use the insurance money to get a better camera.
comment from different person: yeah

{{Title text: Or if you replace your car, we'll be happy to set it on fire again so you can take another crack at getting that shot.}}