[[Person is playing a video game.]]
<<BLAM>>
Game: He once built a treehouse.
<<BLAM>>
Game: She has 110 unread emails that she was hoping to get to tonight.
<<BLAM BLAM>>
Game: He was the only one who took care of the plants back at base.
No one liked my FPS mod that gives you three-second snippets from the bios of people you shoot.

{{Title text: Wait, that second one is a woman?  ... wait, if that bothers me, then why doesn't ... man, this game is no fun anymore.}}