BACKYARD SNOW TRACKING GUIDE

((Each panel contains an overhead view of tracks through the snow, with a caption indicating the apparent source))

[[Standard paw prints through the snow]]
CAT

[[Large split-toe tracks and smaller rodent tracks]]
MOOSE AND SQUIRREL

[[Cat prints, but with more space between the pairs of prints]]
LONGCAT

[[Two similar careening tire tracks]]
MOUSE RIDING BICYCLE

[[Longer rodent tracks, with a large melted ring surrounding a point in the middle of the frame.]]
RABBIT STOPPING TO USE HAIR DRYER

[[No visible tracks]]
LEGOLAS

[[Single deep holes with cratering]]
BOBCAT ON POGO STICK

[[Round prints that suddenly turn to the right halfway into frame]]
KNIGHT

[[Human footprints up to a square melting pattern, turning into animal prints]]
KID WITH TRANSMOGRIFIER

[[Human footprints up to a rectangular melted area, which are then doubled to another rectangular area, which are then doubled again up to another rectangular area, which are then doubled...]]
KID WITH DUPLICATOR

[[Right curve on a road, with tire tracks careening out of frame]]
Out of Frame Garden Owner: MY VEGETABLE GARDEN!

[[A series of spiraling and outwardly traveling lines extend from a point in the middle of the frame.]]
HIGGS BOSON

{{Title text: I suppose that's more accurately a hare dryer.}}